Now if that's supposed to be sports... I'd rather stay indoors. In this strange sports compilation which happens to be mainly about killing other people for no reason, you are supposed to errmm... win. With sports like grenade fishing (that's as close to an actual sport you'll get here), hunting (the only reason it's not normal is that killing your animal quota results in Saddam Hussein taking over) cannibalism and other delightful sports of the trade, this is a sports game with which I'd tread rather carefully, if I were you.