The game that started it all! One of Polygon's earliest projects (and maybe even his first release, though this has yet to be confirmed), this game is a simple, yet quite entertaining beat 'em up game in which you must mash several bullies up before they get to mash you. Like every South Park Arcade game, there are many boss fights alongside the way, and these are most likely the game's highlight. Although quite dated when compared to today's games and Polygon's brillant South Park Arcade 3, this is a game which is worth downloading for nostalgia value, and of course, having some quick ass-kicking.