klaptrapx
Jun 17 2006, 05:40 PM
Game: South Park Destruction
Creator: Collin Joyce
Genre: Action
Description: So, a race of aliens are blowing shit up, so cartman decides to do something about it.

Rating: 87%

Review: The game starts with cartman flying around in a car when he exclaims that something eventfull should happen. Just then, like evil jew magic, an alien blows up the beloved mayers house. This gives cartman a reason to shoot down an alien space ship. The first level isn't bad except it takes almost no skill at all to beat. After blowing up the ship, Cartman goes inside.

Upon getting on the ship, a harklar who is bleeding from the torso is screaming at you to talk to him. Talk to him, and he explains the dilemma at hand. He's a harklar and you should seriously watch out for parklar. Or something along those lines. I am not a big fan of top down stealth games, but this is a great game nonetheless. You get bombs to dispatch your parklar enemies, place them without getting caught. Apparently, a beeping bomb on the floor is normal. (They look right at it and pay it no mind). The games music is nice, everyone loves metroid. Overall the game is pretty good, with minor flaws. So theres my review, if you don't like it, fuck off, I don't care smile.gif